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I Turn Water Into Beer T-Shirt

Color: Military Green
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$29.00
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Description

🍺 Gildan Softstyle® 64000.

🍺 Unisex fit.

🍺 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).

🍺 Light fabric - breathable enough to survive 8 hours in the brewhouse (aka garage).

🍺 Runs True To Size.

🍺 Made, Packaged, and Shipped anywhere in the world.

Malt Mob standard issue.

For homebrewers who know gravity is a law that
can be broken.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

BUILT TO LAST

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

Replacement Guarantee

30-Day Guarantee:
We offer replacements for:

  • Items that arrive damaged or defective
  • Wrong item received

🔥 Less than 1% of our customers have had to use our 30-day guarentee.

Mobsters Also Brew Wearing

Great Comfort and Style

Brew day comfort that lasts longer than your boil.

Soft, durable tees built for standing over kettles, hauling grain bags, and explaining, again, why your garage smells like that (ie, awesome).

Comfortable enough for marathon brew sessions, tough enough to survive krausen blowouts and Star San splashes.

Wear it while you brew it. Wear it while you drink it. Repeat.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're Australian-based and print locally here in Australia whenever possible, because supporting local businesses matters.

For international orders, we've partnered with quality printers around the world who share our standards (no sweatshops, just proper manufacturing). This means your gear gets to you faster and we're not shipping a single tee halfway across the planet for no reason.

Whether it's printed in Melbourne or closer to you, it's made right.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey, right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees, soft enough to cuddle, durable enough for brew-time, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

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Janet C.

This is a wonderful business! The quality of their products are top notch! Also their customer service is phenomenal! If I could I would give them 10 stars 🌟

Cheers Janet, this genuinely made our day. It means a lot to hear you had a great experience. Welcome to the Mob 🍻

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gary s.

I got this shirt and love it good quality!!!

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Ame G.

My husbands new favorite shirt!!!

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Anonymous

Great quality shirts

Thanks Nancy. Glad you like it. Cheers.

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Aldie B.

Great shirts with creative wording & color options. Wonderful for brewers of all sorts; I receive lots of positive comments when I wear mine!

Cheers Aldie. Great hearing about the positive comments. That's exactly what we want to see. Welcome to the Mob.

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Samantha B.

I bought this as a birthday gift for my hubby. Sizing and quality are very nice and hubby enjoyed receiving it.

That's awesome Samantha. Great to hear it was well received. Cheers.

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Anonymous

I love the shirt if fits me well

Cheers Bevin, sounds like it'll fit right in to brew day. Welcome to the Mob

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Peter A.

Wearing it right now on the way to a homebrewers moot in Euharlee

Love it Peter, perfect place to put it to work
Keen to hear if it got a few comments at the meet.
Enjoy it and welcome to the Mob.

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Adrian I.

Nice

Cheers 😎

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Charlie

Love it! I'm a professional brewer so was a no brainer. Gets great feedback

Cheers Charlie. High praise coming from a pro brewer
I'll take it. Love that it’s getting reactions … exactly what we’re aiming for.
Welcome to the Mob.

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Rick N.

T shirt arrived in timely fashion. I was a bit disappointed in the quality of the fabric, a bit light/flimsy for a $45 dollar tee shirt

Thanks for the honest feedback Rick, really appreciate you taking the time to share it
Sorry to hear the fabric wasn’t what you expected. Shoot me a message and I’ll happily help sort something out for you.
Ian

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Mark

As a grain brewer, I find it fitting

Great to hear, Mark. Hope you get a tun of wear over many brew days. 🔥

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Simon S.

Very good quality. Got quite a few laughs from my mates but not from the wife 😂

😂 Sounds like a successful brew day.
Tell your mates we said cheers, and apologies to your wife.

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Simon S.

Awesome quality and size was spot on

Love hearing that Simon, sizing a brewing tee is serious business.
Appreciate the support